How's this for a gunshot survivor...
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that would be irrelevant.
Can you just imagine your car being that hot?? And you being that frightened??? Y'all have a fun day!!
31 comments:
OMG Donna what a story and how scary for the poor woman but I am naughty I couldn't help LMAO at the end!! Bread for brains hahahahaha...
Hugshugs Rosie x
Oh, that's good!
Rosie-LOL...bread for brains...LOL...that's good!!! Happy Cooking!!lolol...hughugs
Jenn- lolol...hope your day was a fun one sweetie!!hughugs
Is it possible? Poor woman.
I hope she feels well now.
Lille- I think she does...lolol..Happy day sweetheart!!hughugs
Oh my that is so funny. I think the can bursting open would scare me because they have before. LOL Funny story.
OMG, that was a funny story. But, if that was me, I would of probably jumped just like she did.
I am so thankful that I have brains and not dough.
Have a great day, Donna!
*HUGS*
Joan- I've had that happen here at home...not in the car straight from the grocery!!!lolol...happy night sweetie!!hughugs
Dawn- It Will make 'ya jump, that's for sure!!LOL...Have a fun night sweetie!!hughugs
Oh my gosh Donna, That was funny, but i am sure it wouldn't be if it happened to ya.
Lilli- LOL...Don't you Know it!!! Goodness! Hope you're having fun with the new Sonic!!hughugs
Donna, That was soo funny! I enjoyed that very much.
Sending you love, Nita
Oh yeah, I can imagine. Remind me to tell you about "getting shot" on my way to Little Rock one day.
ROFLMBO! Thanks for the morning giggles girlfriend. I really needed that !
Blondie
Nita- Anything, to know you smiled!! Love to you today sweetie!!hughugs
Brenda-!!!!!! I'm Reminding you NOW!!LOLOL...What?!!!hughugs
Blondie- Hi Sweetie!! Been a while since you've been out and about!! Missed you!! Glad you liked it!!hughugs
You wonder if she might have held it with one hand a checked for blood with the other.
HAHA-
Funny story- I had read it before somewhere.
:) That last part, especially, was pretty funny.
Junie
Ac- Well, you would THINK??LOL...Geez!! I think I would Have!! Happy day sweetie!hughugs
Junie- It's probably been all over the net...Have a wonderful day sweetie!!hughugs
Funny!!
Don't mind me, just listening to your music!! AHHHH :)
Just found out I'll be here ALL week, so expect to see me lurking & listenin'. :)
Sally- LOL....Lurk away sweetie!! Getting lots of Sugars I hope??!!!lolol....All Week? Tough assignment!!LOL...Enjoy and eat lots of fudge!!hughugs
What a great story! LOL!! xx
Expatkat- Isn't it?LOL...Have a happy day sweetie!!hughugs
UGH! lol! I was going "OMG, how awful!" and then just groaned when I got to the dough part. I'd read something similar on an Urban Legends site ages ago and it didn't connect! Great laugh afterwards though lol...and I LOVE the picture!
Here ya go Miz Donna but I'm adding a warning, colorful language is included. :-)
copy and paste the link to your browser:
http://whatsupdownsouth.blogspot.com/2004/06/shoot-out-in-i40.html#links
I wrote about this in my blog back in 2004.
Christine- Isn't that Something?!!!LOL....Now you need to read Miz BRENDA'S story!!!LOLOL....OhMyWORD...LOLOL...go to the link above with her comment!!LOL!! hughugs
Brenda- LOLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....I Can Not Imagine WHAT you thought had happened!!!!!LOLOLOLOL...(sorry)LOLOLOL.......hughugs
PS- You REALLY need to re-post this!!!!!LOLOL
LOL, I loved the last part especially!
Donna- LOL...it is pretty cute!! She just had a little problem figuring things out...lolol...night sugar..hughugs
How funny! Poor gal.
Dixie- LOL...isn't it....Hope that book revising isn't driving you to distraction!!lol...Happy night sweetie!!hughugs
Ha ha, funny story and what about Obama!!!!!!!
Dick-LOLOL.....Oh Nothing!!!LOL...Happy picture taking!!!lolhughugs
ha ha ha, well the Venezuelan sun is very hot so you have to open the car's door for a while before you seat in it.That mouse looks like the president of my country. Thanks God my hair is as black as moonless night and I don't like obama it is like I know him...he behaves as someone I know...
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