Saturday, December 3, 2011

Saturday Smile!



I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten.........sive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today :)



(This was an email I got this morning...The mental picture of someone stepping off a curb to smell a poodle's butt, made the coffee I was drinking, go up my nose! What a hoot! Now, GO forth on this nasty, rainy Texas day and make Merry, or where Ever you might be on this Saturday morning! Feel free to copy. I think I'm off to town...later gang!

Donna)

23 comments:

antigoni said...

Hello Donna! Yes it's me!
I'm OK. Thank you for thinking of me. I have so many things to do around here and i have no time for posts or comments. I pasted by my blog to see what's going on and i saw your comment. You are the only one i managed to contact with. I have only a few minutes till my daughter's take control of the PC.
So till next time...
Hugs and kisses.
Antigoni.

Ann said...

I've heard it before but I still think it's funny. Something I would love to do myself.
Have a wonderful day

Anvilcloud said...

It would be a pretty nervy but fun thing to try to carry off.

Donna said...

Oh Donna, you so make me laugh!! At first I thought you were serious.

Enjoy your weekend!

Caroline said...

AND.... Donna may I ask if your off to town to replenish your dog food supply?
Caroline

Ms. Becky said...

I'm lucky I wasn't drinking coffee! I thought I was going to pee my pants. you had me going there but all the while I was thinking to myself "would my Donna, the Donna I know and love, really really say these things???" thanks for the laughs. I love it! have a great weekend Donna.

Donna said...

ROFL! Love it! It would have to be a standard poodle, however, because I can't bend over too far...

Sally said...

Well, yeah you had me there for a minute or so. You nut!!!

Hugs!!

Auntie sezzzzzz... said...

Ohhhhh-Youuuuu-Tease!!!

Gentle hugs,
"For Christmas is tradition time-- Traditions that recall
The precious memories down the years,
The sameness of them all."

~~ Helen Lowrie Marshall

Out on the prairie said...

Very nicely told! A perfect holiday enlightenment.

Anonymous said...

Too funny!!

Mama Hancock said...

I just laughed so hard! Great one!! You definitely had me thinking it was you! I wish I was witty enough to pull something like that off! aah... still laughing to myself.

Debbie said...

You seriously had me going!!! And laughing LOL LOL LOL

I would love to have been with you if you had really done it. We would have had to hit the restroom right after hahahaha.

Thanks for the hoot!!

Joan said...

Haaaa....what did you put in your coffee?

Anonymous said...

You're so funny, Donna! I honestly believed you'd said this until I got to the end. You're the best!

CJ x

Dolores said...

I thought for sure you really said all of this.......
Thanks for a laugh..... I have this wonderful visual of sniffing a poodle's butt.
Loving this rain!!

JunieRose2005 said...

:) Very funny!!

Sandi McBride said...

It made me laugh the first time I read it, the second and still does...what a day lightener!!
Love the picture even more...I'll bet he was testing for poison, Good Dog~
hugs
Sandi

SUGAR MOON said...

Based on the funny things you write I thought you really said it. This was too funny I'm going to call hubby and read it to him. LOL

Jenny said...

BWAAAAAAAAAHA. I wish I could say all of that with a straight face. 'Twould make for a Kodak moment.

My sister and I ate dog food when we were little. Out of sheer boredom, I might add. I still remember what it tasted like. Not half bad.

bichonpawz said...

Why can't I ever get behind someone like you at Walmart???? YOU Are Hilarious!!! LOL!!!

Donna said...

Thanks Guys! Hope you had a great weekend...It's Almost that time Again, isn't it?!!
hughugs

Nita Jo said...

You totally had me for a moment! Glad I wasn't sipping my coffee while I read that! Lol!