Let me set the stage: I was reading my Blog Buddy, Jennifer's Blog this morning. The hair stood up on my arms and Hubby ran, Screaming from the room....sudden like! I started typing my comment....it turned into a flippin post so here it is on My blog...Hahahaaa...
....Omg....you KNOW this is why I come here....LOL.....
I think #One, you would run screaming from Any store you were in, if you were with Me!!Hahaaa...I Know why I'm there and SO SHOULD the store employees...I'm there so THEY can keep THEIR Job! If I turn down an aisle and it's loaded with stockers and carts, I give them....the "look"...The "look" consist of my right eye, undulating, with slow rhythmic...twitches. The laughing stops and the sea of carts open...Wide.
You DO NOT tell me, "It's over There," without even looking up from what you're doing...
You DO NOT continue talking to another store employee about Jane's bladder operation while I'm standing there, TRYING to get a question answered...
You DO NOT ask me for my phone number BEFORE you've rang up any of my purchases because you think I want ALL those useless advertising mailers sent to my home so I can throw them away! It's Your trash....YOU keep it!
You DO NOT "fondle" my purchases with abandoned glee, exclaiming Loudly..." Oh Honey, This'll do the job!"....while waving said product, around for All to see and not taking note of, an Extremely embarrassed customer in front of you, at the check out! You might get more than you bargained for...
If I drop it, I pick it Up!! If I see YOU drop it AND you walk away? I pick it up and chase YOU down so YOU can do what YOU Should have to begin with! Pick It UP and Put IT BACK!! My line? "I believe you dropped this..." Exiting scene with a smile...
Am I a horse's butt? No... I just believe in doing the right thing...and I expect others to do the same. It's called, "Stepping Up."
Well now that I'm feeling, normal.... again, I guess I'll go try to find Hubby. I hear power tool sounds coming from the woodshed....
Thanks Jennifer for the...fodder! Y'all have a great Sunday....Shopping Later?Hahaa
