OhMyWord......LOLOL......Ever been in a bookstore....in a hurry....you see a book sitting on the shelf that Really attracts your attention? I have...I grabbed it, looked the cover over Really well...flipped it over and read the summary...decided it was going to be a fun little romance...fantasy, and ran to the checkout. Getting home I throw it over into the "books to be read" place, and I go on about my business! That was probably about two weeks ago. Last night, I'm ready for my fun little Fantasy....LOLOLOL....ohmyGod......SLUT!!!.Hahahahaha..I don't think I even made it to page fifteen before my gut instincts were screaming at me to THROW IT AWAY!!! Did I listen???.......So, I flip to the middle of the book and start reading.....GEEZ....slammed it shut! I actually looked around the room making Sure no one saw me!!! I haven't done That since I was a kid, for cripes sake!! How could this BE? ME!! Loosing my mind and buying one of "those" books?? Where Was it? How did this happen?? I broke my Own cardinal rule!! I bought the book because of the cover....It's really beautiful...but it's Absolute, Trash....filth.....I'm so embarrassed I can't even take it back to the bookstore!! I grab the book back up to see what I MUST have missed on the cover....there it is...bottom right hand side of the cover...a small critique of the book by Romance Junkies (geezzz...that's a tip-off) Fairyville by Emma Holly..."the queen of erotic romance"....LOLOL.....Right! Like I'm taking This back and having to hand it over to the pimply, horned rim eye-glassed teenager, that sold it to me in the First place...with a grin on his face, that I Didn't understand, the first time around!! And you don't EVEN want to know what was on the last two pages.....Hahahahahaha......not really....it's now in the secret trash can....in a secret trash bag with NO LABEL....waiting for the TRASH pick-up men.....oh my WORD, I hope they don't find it.....LOLHahahaha.....night all!
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25 comments:
Oh, this is so funny. I am a big sucker for buying books for the cover!
Have a good evening - Kellan
Kellan-Hahaha, I Never just grab and run!! Boy, dumb move on my part!! Happy night sweetie!hughugs
Well, dig it out of the trash and send it to me! teehee!
Donna-Hahaha....Trust me sweetie!! You'd run, Screaming!!!! It's that bad! AND...Marty would Not approve!!!hahahaha....hughugs
I'd have taken it back in a heart beat! I think the purposely do that to trick you into buying some of the trashiest stuff. I really get peeved when a bunch of sex stuff gets in the way of what should have been a good plot. :-)
I am guilty of buying a book because of a cover. LOL Erotic romance?? Oh that one makes me laugh.
Brenda- I owe it All to my own stupidity!hahahaha....Geez, but it was Trash! And I mean the really Bad stuff! I've seen things in the ER that would blow your mind!!! I must say, this tops it for me...Happy night sweetie!hughugs
Joan- I'll Always remember this experience and NOT repeat it! No More hurried Book Buying!!Lololol....Happy night sweetie!hughugs
Sounds to me like you read quite a bit of that book to know so much about it. hmmmmmm hahahahahaha
I KNOW you did!!!!!
Sally!!! Hahahahahahaaaaa.....I DID TRY TO!!! But I JUST could Not get past the......EWWWWWWWWWW Stuff!!!!!Hahahahaaaa.....GROSS!!!!!! I could dig it out of the trash can and send it to you, but I think Donna has dibs on it!!!Hahahahahaha....I'm watching the weather channel and it looks like FAYE is right on top of ya'll!!!! I Pray you're alright!!!hughugs
hehehehe.......
My luck, if I decided to take it back, there would be someone I knew, standing right beside me at the returns desk, probably holding the Purpose Driven LIfe or something like that. LOL
LOL! And I love how you told the world wide web all about it!!!
Makes the rest of us feel better about our goofs!
You are a cracker!!! Too funny!
Definitely don't return it to the shop...Imagine what they'd be thinking...*wink*
Anyhoo put a smile on your dial!
Take careXo
Funny! I steer clear of the romance novels, so I didn't even know they had erotic ones, too! Dang! No wonder so many women read those things! :)
Oh Donna ~ I am laughing so much at this post!!
I often buy books that sound good and are not what I expected! None like the one you bought ha ha !!
love and hugs XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
hahaha!
This is funny!
I remember coming across some such books in my early years of reading...when I didn't know better and would pick up any book I came in contact with! I've always been a reader, since about age 11 or so.
Lol-I don't even like the honey -sweet romance novels these days! (lol-seem a little phony to me!)
Junie
Oh, dear! What a book you have bought! Me too has bought books only by looking at the uotside, but I have never bought a book like that.
But I must laugh when I wrote your post.It was funny.
I guess you will look INSIDE the book next time you shall buy one.
LOL.
Have a nice day!
Jenn- hehehe??? SO lil' missy! You've bought one?!!!Hahaha...hughugs
Eve-Lololol....That's the truth!!!hughugs
KarenM-Hahaha....you can't See me!!hughugs
Cupcake- I Will Not return it...It's Gone (hopefully)!!Lololol....hughugs
Jazzi- I don't know Anyone who reads This stuff! Awful...hughugs
Tabitha- I'll look more Closely next time!!!hughugs
Junie- That HAS to be fake and phoney!! There's NO WAY....never mind...Hahahaha....hughugs
Lille- If I hadn't been in such a hurry, I Would Have!!Lololol...hughugs
I would hide it too - and possibly sneak it into someone else's trash in the middle of the night (I'm blushing at the thought)
And to think you spent good money on it; take it back..to hell with the embarrassment! LOL
What's next...porn? haaaaaaa
Ha-ha Donna!! You could always send it to me..!!!!
l,
Amanda x
Anji- Glad to have the Company!!Hahahaha...hughugs
Gordon- Just like a man...!!! Hahahaha...yes sir....but I think it's already gone!!....I'm so bad....(hanging head in shame)...Hahahaha.....hughugs
Joanie- I DO believe thats what it was!!!!! And it was in the regular romance section!! You know, where 'ya have to chase the man for 20 years or he chases the heroine, loses her, catches her, drops her, lies to her..(geez) and she forgives him section?...in there...Hahahaha......hughugs
Amanda- I'm TELLING!!!Hahahaha...hughugs
Hahaha that's so funny Donna ;)
Hugshugs Rosie x
Oops, well these things happen, and you did make me laugh. Let's hope the rubbish collectors can't read!! M :-)
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