Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY angry...She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from O to 200 in less than 6 seconds and it BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box, gift wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
Let me begin by saying, yes, Hubby and I will celebrate 35yrs together on Wednesday, and no, this post is not...just for him...REALLY! lol I really don't know where all the time has gone! Seems yesterday that we'd met. I was a 9th grader and he was a "studly" senior. It wasn't until years later that we started to date and got married. Now I have...grandchildren...how did that happen?...(I know, I know!) lol Well I hope the next 35 will be a blast. Either here on earth or in heaven, it'll be a blast...I'm determined! Y'all have a great day and a better tomorrow.