Oh My Goodness! I Almost talked myself into a...FUNK!! LOL...Oh Yeah...Oh My...There is Nothing I can do to change Anyone else. In my universe, there's only me. This is the only place where I have Total control. And I choose...Happy.
It has turned out to be a really nice day. It rained a bit here last night; a big fog rolled in and stay with us until about noon. Now the sun is finally out. Feels good!!
I'm still trying to decide on April or May for our little trip. I think May will be best, weather wise. Isn't there a way, on the Internet, to find out what the averages, in any one area, are? Guess I'll experiment tonight and see what I come up with. Hope all of you are staying warm or dry. The rains left here, headed east, so if you're in the line of fire, stay safe. Y'all have a wonderful and happy night!
PS-This was sent to me by my MIL...have a giggle.......
THREE WOMEN , TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM".
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY CELL PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND".
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
24 comments:
Glad you're feeling better. A bit of sunshine always does wonders for the spirits.
Expatkat- LOL...We must be right behind each other!!! Want some Coffee?!!!LOL...Sunshine and friends...Thanks sweetie!!hughugs
Thanks for the chuckle.
AC- Wasn't that cute? Hope all is well with you? Hope your back is better! Stay warm!hughugs
Thats cute!
Crystal- Your Grandmother sent it to me!lolol
That's so funny Donna. I feel for her!! Our storm has passed, and it's sunny today. M xx
You just made my day. I was feeling a little down (only a little) and that joke made me laugh and put me right back into the happy place where I'm normally found. You've also given me the courage to post my toilet paper joke.
Margot- Can't you just see her face?lolol...Glad it's blown on over! Stay Dry!!hughugs
Dabrah- LOL...You and me both! I was getting a little low as well...must be the weather...Go for the joke! Anything to make a person smile!! LOL...have Fun today!!hughugs
Ahahahahahaha, that made me laugh out loud and I'm not even fully awake yet!
Brenda- That's Good for you! Almost as good as a cuppa coffee!LOL...have fun today!hughugs
Sounds like you have a great MIL! So glad you feel happier today. Get that trip planned, it'll definitely brighten your spirits.
Crystal xx
Crystal- She's a hoot...And YES..on the trip! We are SO ready! Have a great day sweetie!!
Made me laugh too! we've had storms and rain and I'm tired of having wet feet.
(I posted a very short story - at long last.)
WOW!!!!!!!! I see there's a lot for me to catch up on, and you've changed the look of your blog. I'm sorry to hear about C's BFF yet I know you and she have done all you can for her. I'llhave to visit with Crystal on my next union break. Back to the yard. (HUGS)
Sally- Well Girllll!! We've Missed you!! All your blogger buddies were 'fixin to load up that old flatbed PU and come 'a searching!LOL... Hope you left everything in tip top shape, and and that cousin is alright! hughugs
Hahahaha, very funny.
Dick- Glad you liked it! My mother-in-law has a sense of humor!!! Take care and stay warm!!hugs
glad you are having a sun filled wonderful day!! :) the sun is out here in NY too, but it has been flurrying all day long... not making much of anything so that is good. I cannot wait for warm weather and green grass. :)
Love the joke. That's great that your MIL sent you it too!! :)
have a great day!
hugs, Jenn
Jennifer- Wasn't that cute? Technology..Geez..LOL...I've got family in CT...I don't think I'd want to live up there though! Too Cold for me! Have a great night!hughugs
hehehehe! That was good!
Jenn- Yes, it was. Hope Hubby's getting around better??hughugs
My best buddy Vickie sent me this also. She knew I would get a kick out of it. Funny........
Joan- I think it's being passed around a lot! Happy night Sweetie!hughugs
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