Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Sunshiny Day


Oh My Goodness! I Almost talked myself into a...FUNK!! LOL...Oh Yeah...Oh My...There is Nothing I can do to change Anyone else. In my universe, there's only me. This is the only place where I have Total control. And I choose...Happy.

It has turned out to be a really nice day. It rained a bit here last night; a big fog rolled in and stay with us until about noon. Now the sun is finally out. Feels good!!

I'm still trying to decide on April or May for our little trip. I think May will be best, weather wise. Isn't there a way, on the Internet, to find out what the averages, in any one area, are? Guess I'll experiment tonight and see what I come up with. Hope all of you are staying warm or dry. The rains left here, headed east, so if you're in the line of fire, stay safe. Y'all have a wonderful and happy night!
PS-This was sent to me by my MIL...have a giggle.......

THREE WOMEN , TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM".
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY CELL PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND".
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?... I'M GETTING A FAX!!