Tired of Telemarketing Calls?

Ever get tired of those telemarketing phone calls? You know the ones I'm talking about! Ten o'clock at night, waking you up from a sound sleep, scaring the bejeezes out of you? Or while you're doing the dishes? Or you're completely gowned and gloved, cleaning the toilet?
This just may be the cure for those trying times of ours or at least give you a good laugh while dreaming about it! Try to have a fun day! Smile lots....